This 7th Grader Is Apparently The Next Jason Williams AKA White Chocolate, Not Buying It

First of all, the elephant in the room, what the fuck are those jerseys? I feel like the old man yelling at a cloud right now but those jerseys are absurd. We have a jersey problem in America, too many jerseys, too many colors, too much everything. Signed, Mike Lupica/Big Cat.

Second, I like this kid, he seems pretty good for his age but throwing around Jason Williams name can’t be taken lightly. White Chocolate, the guy who basically who was blacker than every black guy, the early 2000’s white boy baller that crossed racial boundaries. Come on. Let’s slow the roll. Jason Williams was a legend, this curly haired kid is good but Jason Williams? Let me see him get some tats, shave his head, dye it blonde, and then we can talk.

Favorite Jason Williams picture.

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I actually feel bad for some of these kids in this video. Their point guard is too good, half those passes they didn’t even expect. It’s like when I play pick up and just tell everyone don’t pass it to me unless we’re staring at each other. Big lumbering guys like us can’t handle no look passes, that’s just not in our game.